Scorewhores unite! If you love achievements or want some trophies for yourHomespace when it arrives in 2045, then this is the post for you. Each week we get inundated with new posts about achievements and trophies, and we rarely post them all because really, you’re able to only find so many ways to make “here is a list of names with arbitrary scores next to them” interesting.
With Achievementoid, we compile the hottest new achievements and trophies for your whoring delight. This week, we havePortal: Still Aliveachievements, along with Rare’s hot looking vehicular platformer,Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. People who were holding out for the PS3 version ofBioShockalso get their trophy oats this week.
If you’re more musically inclined, you can get yourRock Band 2trophies on, while swashbucklers can see what’s for the taking whenFable 2arrives. All this after the jump.
[Lists compiled thanks toXbox360AchievementsandPS3Trophies]
Portal: Still AliveXbox Live Arcade Achievements:
Go for the Gold — 15G:Win a gold metal on a challenge map.Out of the Blue — 25G:Once you have control of both portals, only enter the orange portal.Rat’s Tale — 15G:Find all the Rat Man dens.Is Anyone There? — 20G:Complete the game without ever taking a bullet.Saw That One Coming — 5G:Cause a rocket sentry to destroy its own rocket when the rocket has been redirected back towards it.The Camera Adds 10 Pounds — 10G:Knock a turret over with a security camera.Like a Rat — 20G:Trap yourself in a test chamber so that GLaDOS has to help you continue.A Feeling Like Floating — 5G:Dissolve a turret.Tests Like Chicken — 15G:Find the chicken’s test results.Cupcake — 10G:Beat 5 advanced chambersFruitcake — 25G:Beat 10 advanced chambersVanilla Crazy Cake — 35G:Beat all advanced chambers
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts Xbox 360 Achievements:
Pointless Collector — 10G:Take part in the L.O.G. badge collecting challenge at the start of the game in Spiral MountainOpen Nuts — 10G:Place the Nutty Acres Game Globe on its plinth in Showdown TownNext-Next-Gen — 10G:Place the LOGBOX 720 Game Globe on its plinth in Showdown TownHistory Lesson — 15G:Place the Banjoland Game Globe on its plinth in Showdown TownLet the Games Begin — 15G:Place the Jiggosseum Game Globe on its plinth in Showdown TownSuper Banjo Universe — 20G:Place the Terrarium of Terror Game Globe on its plinth in Showdown TownMy First Bank — 10G:Bank your first Jiggy in Showdown TownLittle Banker — 20G:Bank 10 Jiggies in Showdown TownBig Banker — 30G:Bank 30 Jiggies in Showdown TownShower of Gold — 40G:Bank 60 Jiggies in Showdown TownJiggillionaire! — 50G:Bank 131 Jiggies in Showdown TownPimped Up — 20G:Complete the Showdown Town Trolley with Parts won from Grunty battlesWitch Hunt — 50G:Defeat Grunty at the end of the gameMy First Trophy — 10G:Earn a T.T. Trophy from any challengeFew Trophy Pts — 20G:Earn 10 T.T. Trophies from any challengesMore Trophy Pts — 30G:Earn 30 T.T. Trophies from any challengesA Lot of Trophy Pts — 40G:Earn 60 T.T. Trophies from any challengesBe Crateful — 15G:Find and return two crates to Mumbo’s MotorsBlueprint Buyout — 15G:Buy a blueprint from Humba in Showdown TownRoid Rage — 15G:Train Banjo once in the Showdown Town gymStart to Free the Showdown Six — 15G:Free and re-house a Jinjo in Showdown TownVigilante — 15G:Lock up a Minjo in Showdown TownBingo! — 20G:Complete a line on the Bingo card at King Jingaling’s PalaceStop ‘n’ Swop — 0G:Return a Stop ‘n’ Swop crate to Mumbo’s MotorsBBQ Beef — 20G:In Nutty Acres, they like their steak well doneMassive Damage — 20G:Aim at the 10 legs for massive damageTest Your Strength — 20G:Roll up, show the whole of Banjoland how strong you areGreat Balls of Fire — 20G:Take a heavy ball around the Jiggosseum and get a burning sensationUltimate Combo –20G:More like a three-hit combo in the Terrarium of TerrorFloater in the Pipe — 20G:Eeurgh! That’s not going to help the Test-O-Track plumbingBurn the Witch! — 20G:Showdown Town witch huntHead for Heights — 20G:Find the best view in Showdown TownFuzz Off! — 20G:POP goes the Weasel!Paint Your Wagon — 10G:Paint any part of your vehicle in Mumbo’s MotorsSpeedy of the Colossus — 25G:Build a vehicle with 200 blocks or more and go over a set speedMinimalist — 25G:Build a vehicle with five blocks or less and go over a set speedWhoa Nelly! — 25G:Travel in a vehicle over a set speedLoose Change — 20G:Collect ALL the Showdown Town Loose ChangeArcade Pwner — 20G:Finish all levels of Klungo’s Arcade gameSunday League — 20G:Play in and complete a multiplayer game LeaguePremier League! — 40G:Play in and complete a marathon multiplayer game League (Every Race, Every Sport or Every Race and Sport)What’s That Smell? — 10G:Play an Xbox LIVE multiplayer game against a Banjo team member, or somebody who has already done soBit of Blue — 10G:Share a blueprint with another player or Friend over Xbox LIVE, or save 20 blueprintsPaparazzi — 10G:Take a photo and upload it to Xbox LIVE, or take five photosCaught on Camera — 10G:Send a video replay to a Friend over Xbox LIVE, or save five replaysHigh Fives All Round — 10G:Be on the winning team in a ranked team gameAll My Own Work –20G:Win a ranked solo game with a custom vehicleToo Easy! –10G:Win a ranked solo race by reversing over the finish lineToo Easy Too! — 20G:Win a ranked solo race by running or swimming over the finish lineAre You Trophy Thomas? — 40G:Win 20 Xbox LIVE ranked multiplayer games in any mode
Fable 2Xbox 360 Achievements:
The Pooch Pamperer — 5G:Play fetch with your dog, or see another Hero’s dog play.The Archaeologist — 5G:Dig up something the dog has discovered, or see another Hero do so.The Dog Trainer — 5G:Teach your dog a trick, or see another Hero’s dog learn one.The Persuader — 5G:Convince a villager to give you a present, or see another Hero do so.The Show-off — 5G:Impress a villager with a perfect expression, or see another Hero do so.The Romantic — 10G:Take a villager on a perfect date, or tag along to one. Location and expressions are all-important.The Spouse — 10G:Marry a villager, or attend the wedding of another Hero.The Parent — 10G:Have a child, or be there for the birth of another Hero’s child.The Hunter — 5G:Kill a sweet, innocent, fluffy bunny rabbit (remember, safety’s off!)The Gargoyle — 25G:Find the gargoyles’ legendary treasure.The Chicken Kicker — 5G:Kick a chicken a good distance, or see one getting kicked.The Cliff Diver — 5G:Cliff dive 500 feet, or see another Hero do so.The Workhorse — 10G:A Hero must achieve a high-enough chain while performing a job.The Hero of Many Names — 5G:Change your Hero’s title, or see another Hero change theirs.The Teaser — 5G:Make bandits respond to expressions with fear, anger, mirth, and confusion… during combat!The Property Magnate — 10G:A property must be sold for twice the price it was bought for.The Rogue — 5G:Steal something undetected from a building while there are people nearby, or see another Hero do so.The Illustrated Hero — 5G:Tattoo every part of your Hero’s body, or see another Hero do so.The Executioner — 10G:Sacrifice ten people in the Temple of Shadows, or see another Hero do so.The Gambler — 10G:A Hero must win 500 gold at a pub game in one sitting, having tried each game type at least once.The Bigamist — 10G:Get married a second time, whilst already married, or attend the second wedding of another Hero.The Swinger — 5G:Take part in a debauched bedroom party with several participants.The Pied Piper — 10G:Start a party where at least five villagers are dancing, or see another Hero do so.The Party Animal — 10G:Get five villagers drunk in under three minutes, or see another Hero do so.The Menace To Society — 5G:Commit an act of public indecency, or see another Hero commit one.The Black Knight — 10G:Shoot the weapons from a hollow man’s hands, blow off his head and then kill him for good!The Duellist — 10G:String together a full-speed chain attack, or see another Hero do so.The Sharpshooter — 10G:Hit three enemies with one shot, or see another Hero do so.The Archmage — 10G:A Hero must kill five human enemies with one spell.The Ruler of Albion — 100G:Amass a 2.5 million gold real estate empire, or be there when another Hero does.The Hoarder 25G:Collect every silver key, or see another Hero do so.The Goth — 5G:A Hero must dye their hair black, and wear a black outfit and black makeup.The Completionist — 50G:Get all expressions, pet tricks and abilities, or see another Hero do so.The Paragon — 15G:Reach 100% good or evil, or see another Hero do so.The Extremist — 15G:Reach 100% purity or corruption, or see another Hero do so.The Celebrity — 50G:Reach 50,000 renown, or see another Hero do so.The Artisan — 10G:Succeed at one job to Level 5, or see another Hero do so.The Dollcatcher — 10G:Collect all the Hero dolls, or see another Hero collect them.The Muse — 5G:Inspire the Bard to compose songs celebrating your great deeds.The Companions — 10G:Perform a perfect co-op expression.The Double Threat — 10G:Get a co-op combat bonus.The Philanthropist — 10G:Send a gift to an Xbox LIVE friend, or watch another Hero send one.The Whippersnapper — 25G:A child Hero must collect five gold pieces.The New Hero — 50G:The terror of Bower Lake must be defeated.The Hero of Strength — 100G:Complete The Hero of Strength.The Hero of Will — 100G:Complete The Hero of Will.The Hero of Skill — 100G:Complete The Hero of Skill.The Sacrifice — 25G:A Hero must choose ‘The Needs of the Many’.The Family — 25G:A Hero must choose ‘The Needs of The Few’.The Egomaniac — 25G:A Hero must choose ‘The Needs of the One’.
BioShockPlayStation 3 Trophies:
Maxed One Track — Bronze Trophy:The player has purchased every slot in one of the Plasmid or Tonic tracksMaxed All Tracks — Bronze Trophy:Purchased every slot in all four Plasmid and Tonic tracksBought One Slot — Bronze Trophy:The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic trackUpgraded a Weapon — Bronze Trophy:The player has acquired at least one weapon upgradeOne Fully Upgraded Weapon — Bronze Trophy:The player has fully upgraded one weaponTwo Fully Upgraded Weapons — Bronze Trophy:The player has fully upgraded two weaponsThree Fully Upgraded Weapons — Bronze Trophy:The player has fully upgraded three weaponsFour Fully Upgraded Weapons — Bronze Trophy:Fully upgrade four weaponsFive Fully Upgraded Weapons — Bronze Trophy:Fully upgrade five weaponsWeapon Specialist — Bronze Trophy:Acquire all upgrades for all weaponsFully Researced Thug Splicer — Bronze Trophy:The player has fully researched the Thuggish SplicerFully Researched Gun Splicer — Bronze Trophy:The player has fully researched the Leadhead SplicerFully Researched Spider Splicer — Bronze Trophy:The player has fully researched the Spider SplicerFully Researched Houdini Splicer — Bronze Trophy:Fully research the Houdini SplicerFully Researched Nitro Slicer — Bronze Trophy:Fully research the Nitro SplicerFully Researched Rosie — Bronze Trophy:Fully research the RosieFully Researched Bouncer — Bronze Trophy:Fully research the BouncerFully Researched Little Sister — Bronze Trophy:Fully research the Little SisterProlific Photographer — Bronze Trophy:Take at least one photo in every research groupResearch PhD — Bronze Trophy:Max out all possible researchQuality Research Photo — Bronze Trophy:The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest gradeResearched a Splicer — Bronze Trophy:The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a SplicerOne Successful Hack — Bronze Trophy:The player has performed at least one successful hackHacked a Security Bot — Bronze Trophy:The player has successfully hacked a security botHacked a Security Camera — Bronze Trophy:The player has successfully hacked a security cameraHacked a Turret — Bronze Trophy:The player has successfully hacked a turretHacked a Vending Machine — Bronze Trophy:The player has successfully hacked a vending machineHacked a Safe — Bronze Trophy:The player has successfully hacked a safeSkilled Hacker — Bronze Trophy:The player has successfully completed 50 hacksBasic Inventor — Bronze Trophy:The player has successfully invented at least one itemAvid Inventor — Bronze Trophy:Successfully invent at least 100 itemsAmmo Inventor — Bronze Trophy:The player has successfully invented all possible ammo typesTonic Collector — Bronze Trophy:Collect or Invent 58 Tonics in the Physical, Engineering and Combat tracksSeriously Good at This — Bronze Trophy:The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty settingDealt with every Little Sister — Bronze Trophy:The player has either Harvested or Rescued every possible Little SisterLucky Winner — Bronze Trophy:Hit the jackpot at a slot machineToaster in the Tub — Bronze Trophy:The player has shocked an enemy in the waterHistorian — Silver Trophy:Find every audio diaryBrass Balls — Gold Trophy:Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-ChamberA Man Chooses — Gold Trophy:Complete the game on Survivor difficultyI Chose the Impossible — Gold Trophy:Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamberPLATINUM TROPHY — Platinum TrophyCollected all other Bioshock trophiesSecret TrophiesCompleted Welcome — Bronze Trophy:The player has successfully completed the Welcome To Rapture LevelDefeated Dr. Steinman — Bronze Trophy:The player has defeated the crazed Dr. SteinmanDefeated Peach Wilkins — Bronze Trophy:The player has defeated Peach WilkinsRestored the Forest — Bronze Trophy:The player has restored the forests of ArcadiaCompleted Cohen’s Masterpiece — Bronze Trophy:The player has completed Sander Cohen’s great masterpieceDefeated Andrew Ryan — Bronze Trophy:The player has defeated Andrew RyanBroke Fontain’s Mind Control —Bronze Trophy:The player has broken Fontaine’s mind controlBecame a Big Daddy — Bronze Trophy:The player has become a Big DaddyDefeated Atlas — Bronze Trophy:The player has defeated AtlasIrony — Bronze Trophy:The player has taken a picture of Sander Cohen’s corpseFound Cohen’s Room — Bronze Trophy:The player has entered Sander Cohen’s personal quartersLittle Sister Savior — Silver Trophy:The player has completed the game without harvesting any Little Sisters
Rock Band 2PlayStation 3 Trophies:
Flawless Fretwork — Bronze Trophy:Scored 100% notes hit as a guitarist on ExpertFlawless Drumming — Bronze Trophy:Scored 100% notes hit as a drummer on ExpertFlawless Singing — Bronze Trophy:Scored a 100% rating as a vocalist on ExpertFlawless Groove — Bronze Trophy:Scored 100% notes hit as a bassist, up-strums only, on ExpertFlawless Guitar Solo — Bronze Trophy:100% on a guitar solo on Expert, using only the solo buttonsThe Bachman-Turner Award — Bronze Trophy:Maintained deployed Overdrive for 90 seconds.Million Point Club — Bronze Trophy:Earned more than 1,000,000 points in a single songVictory! — Bronze Trophy:Defeated a player in either Score Duel or Tug of WarComeback Kid — Bronze Trophy:Defeated the last player that defeated you in either Score Duel or Tug of WarBand Savior — Bronze Trophy:Was a savior 3 times during a single songHello Cleveland! — Bronze Trophy:Deployed Vocal Overdrive 4 times in a single songOverdrive Overdose — Bronze Trophy:Achieved an 8x Band MultiplierClothes to the Edge — Bronze Trophy:Bought over $100,000 worth of items from the Rock ShopNeeds more Umlauts! — Bronze Trophy:Made a band logoThe San Dimas 4th Annual Award — Bronze Trophy:Competed in a Battle of the Bands eventYou’re Hired! — Bronze Trophy:Hired a staff memberYou Killed the Radio Star — Bronze Trophy:Made a music video in World TourGot Wheels — Bronze Trophy:Won a Van in World TourOpen Road — Bronze Trophy:Won a Bus in World TourJet Setter — Bronze Trophy:Won a Jet in World TourWorldwide Sensation — Bronze Trophy:Gained the ability to play around the worldWest Coast Performer — Bronze Trophy:Played a set on the West Coast of North AmericaGod Save the Band — Bronze Trophy:Played a set in the United KingdomHeartland Performer — Bronze Trophy:Played a set in Middle AmericaWestern Europe Performer — Bronze Trophy:Played a set in Western EuropeEast Coast Performer — Bronze Trophy:Played a set on the East Coast of North AmericaEastern European Performer — Bronze Trophy:Played a set in Eastern EuropeWorld Tourer — Bronze Trophy:Played in every venue in the worldAlong for the Ride — Bronze Trophy:Beat an instrument-specific challenge while playing another instrumentChallenge Novice — Bronze Trophy:Completed either 25 Challenges on Medium, 10 Challenges on Hard, or 5 Challenges on ExpertChallenge Master — Bronze Trophy:Completed either 25 Challenges on Hard, or 10 Challenges on ExpertThe Final Countdown — Bronze Trophy:Unlock an Impossible ChallengeGroove Assassin — Bronze Trophy:Beat the Impossible Bass ChallengeBeat It! — Bronze Trophy:Completed all beats at 60BPM or higher, or half of the beats at 140BPM or higherThe Beat Goes On — Bronze Trophy:Completed all beats at 100BPM or higher, or half of the beats at 180BPM or higherFill Me In — Bronze Trophy:Completed all fills at 60BPM or higher, or half of the fills at 140BPM or higherFill Legend — Bronze Trophy:Completed all fills at 100BPM or higher, or half of the fills at 180BPM or higherSolid Gold, Baby! — Silver Trophy:Gold Starred a songOne Million Fans — Silver Trophy:Reached 1,000,000 fans in World TourChallenge Savant — Silver Trophy:Completed 25 Challenges on ExpertStage Igniters — Silver Trophy:Beat the Impossible Band ChallengeLord of the Strings — Silver Trophy:Beat the Impossible Guitar ChallengeAN-I-MAL!!! — Silver Trophy:Beat the Impossible Drum ChallengeVirtuoso — Silver Trophy:Beat the Impossible Vocal ChallengeBuy a Real Instrument Already! — Silver TrophyBeat any Impossible Challenge on ExpertSecret TrophiesVinyl Artist — Bronze Trophy:Finished the Endless Setlist 2 in World Tour on MediumRock Immortal Inductee — Silver Trophy:Joined the Rolling Stone Rock Immortals listGold Artist — Silver Trophy:Finished the Endless Setlist 2 in World Tour on HardThe Bladder of Steel Award — Gold Trophy:Completed the Endless Setlist 2 without pausing or failingPlatinum Artist — Gold Trophy:Finished the Endless Setlist 2 in World Tour on ExpertComplete Discography — Platinum Trophy:Wow! You’ve gotten all the trophies in Rock Band 2
