Aww Comic-Con, the time of year where the coolest of the cool and the baddest of the bad meet up to talk about bangin’ bitches and back alleyknife fights. Destructoid will be here just trying not to get a bottle broken over our head orshow emotion. It’d be like blood in the water for these savage, yetrespectablebeasts.
Assuming I live through the day, expect tons of coverage in a mostly sporadic and discombobulated fashion, filled with even more hatred thannormal. If you’ve ever been to Disneyland during Christmas or Wal-Mart onBlack Friday, you’ll know why.
If you are also at the Con seeking shelter in one of the many nooks and crannies of the San Diego convention center, keep an eye out forEliza Gauger. Her hair is blue, but that’s actually not as helpful as you may think because at Comic-Con, everyone’s hair is blue. Dtoid’s own Rain Man ofAwesomeSh*t,Virtual Girl, will also be in attendance. She’ll be much easier to find because she’s the only cosplay chick who, you know, actually lookshot.
