Last Call
Alright, alright, alright! Welcome back to Comment of the Week, the only place where you can find the best community members of the entire internet in one place: me, and all of the parallel universe versions of me.
Oh, and this is the only place where the greatness that is me is also mingling with the lesser common folk, the folks of Destructoid, so give a round of applause to them too, I guess. I mean, they clearly aren’t deserving of it, but only I get to publicly embarrass them. As always, comments are placed into three categories such as:
LOL:but is your diet affected by sperm?
WUT?:I should ask my sister.
If you haven’t seen last week’s edition, then what the heck is wrong with you? What’s that? You were busy worshiping me in your spare time? Well, I can’t fault you for that, sohere’s a link.
FromAzure Striker Gunvolt, unlike Mighty No. 9, gets an anime after two games under its belt
Dreamweaver:I don’t get it.
FromGameStop is selling off a bunch of used PS3, 360, and Wii consoles
Dreamweaver:Wish girls did that.
FromMore Call of Duty titles land on Xbox One via backward compatibility
Dreamweaver:They really should go theFIFAroute and just number them after the years.
From(Update) Destiny 2 reportedly ‘a totally new game,’ set for PC release
Dreamweaver:They had a worthy nose. Was, was that not clear?
FromClustertruck is such a weird game and that makes me happy
Dreamweaver:Will someone stop this Blight?
FromPSA: Here’s another chance to get your hands on the Mythical Pokemon Darkrai
Dreamweaver:Uh, you clearly never saw me having sex.
FromTransformers and the Resident Evil remaster highlight October’s free PlayStation Plus games
Dreamweaver:The sad thing is that this isn’t even the most convoluted title we’ve heard.
FromTime to get sucked back into Stardew Valley
Dreamweaver:As opposed to people walking off cliffs playingPokemon Go?
FromSouth Korea has some bomb ass Pokemon Krispy Kreme donuts
Dreamweaver:I see nothing but the truth here.
FromThat’s a damn fine poster for The Last of Us
Dreamweaver:If this isn’t the name of a sequel, I’mma be disappointed.
Dreamweaver:I thought that’s how you get ants?
FromHorror game Here They Lie makes the PlayStation VR launch list
Dreamweaver:I’d give you a hand… but no.
FromDishonored 2 is looking like a serious game of the year contender
FromReview: Payday 2: The Big Score
Dreamweaver:How dare you try to deny this this beautiful man from being featured in Comments of the Week!?
FromBattleborn is allegedly going free-to-play
Dreamweaver:Looks like the kid’s going to have to battle to be born.
FromLearn about how Rez was made with creator Tetsuya Mizuguchi
Dreamweaver:Hm, why does that name sound so familiar? :3
FromMiyamoto once said Mario is 24 or 25 and what’s even real anymore?
Dreamweaver:He’s really into anal.
From(Update) There’s now a Nintendo 64 emulator on the Xbox One store
Dreamweaver:Your name ain’t lawsuit, whyse you lying?
FromMinecraft dev would ‘love’ to see an Uncharted collaboration
FromWhat the hell’s left to be excited about this year?
Dreamweaver:What if itgets delayed?
FromReview: Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice
Dreamweaver:“so forgettable that no one knew it was released two years ago.”
FromYakuza 0 Business Edition pre-order is lackluster
Dreamweaver:Blockbuster? I hardly know her!
FromStudies show our large, unemployed sons are playing hella video games to feel better
Dreamweaver:Wonder how the hell a taco managed to do all that.
FromYou can vote on which characters make it into Musou Stars
FromPokemon Go developers sued by the Netherlands
And that’s it for this edition, folks! As always, remember that your Big Brother is watching over you… especially if you’re a sister. Then I’m especially watching over you.
