“Boom, daddy’s home.”
“Call me when you level up, bro”
“This is like a-Sasquatch-and-a-unicorn-had-a-baby exotic.”
Please stick toover serioustrailers. I’ve made a point to ignoreDestinybecause I know it ain’t my jam, but I broke that silence a few months back when they cut a cringe-worthylive action trailer. And now I find myself writing aboutDestinyagain not out of interest, but confusion at its marketing.
I get wanting to be “fun,” but it works better when you actually know how to be fun and don’t need the air quotes. This is not how real people are, but how a 53-year-old executive thinks his kids are because he hasn’t actually seen them in five years and has done too much cocaine. This is 15 years too lateradittude. Hire some human writers for your future marketing endeavors.
