It recently came to my attention that a friend of a friend (of a friend) hunts Bigfoot. Like, legitimately. The dude owns a gas station, and every year for a week he heads into the woods to attempt to capture the mythical creature so he can, no joke, “put him in a cage to show to his customers”. He just returned from his latest trip this week, and apparently he got so close he “could smell him”.

These are the people in my life.

Anyway, this got me thinking about what mythical creatureIwould hunt if I was mentally deranged. After no thought at all (because I’m mentally deranged), I settled on the surviving relatives ofJake the Alligator Man. (Are people outside the Pacific Northwest aware of Jake? My gut says no, but with the recent invention of the World Wide Internetwork, you can never be too sure.)

What about you? If you had just escaped from Holmes Asylum, what would you do — and hunt — with allyourfree time?

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The planning for FNF starts in theforums, where community members volunteer to host matches and post their pertinent details (game, time, Gamertag, etc.). Then, every Friday, reminder posts go up in thecommunity blogsfollowed by a recap post here on the front page.

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A snap of the upcoming MESA update in PEAK

Naked Snake sneaking around in MGS Delta.

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Milla Jovovich portraying Alice in Resident Evil 2002, wearing a red dress and holding a gun in her hand.