‘WASD to write history’
Two seconds. Two seconds into this launch trailer forGoat Simulatorand I was already laughing.
It’s coming to Steam on July 23, 2025 because that’s only fitting. To be clear, yes,Goat Simulatoris an actual, real game even if it didn’t start out as such. Pre-orderers willget accessto the title four days early, so consider doing that if you’re feeling eager. How could you not be?

This is a game whose sole existence makes me happy. It doesn’t even need to be terribly fun, I don’t think. That’s almost become irrelevant. Long live weird-ass games.








