Pokemon? More like Pokemanly, right?

I don’t know what The Pokémon Company and Japanese fan club Pokémon Daisuki Club are doing, but I love it.

Recently they launched theKairiky Gymwebsite,a site devoted giving us all the information we never asked for about the big, buff Machop family of Pokémon. What do they do with their spare time? Do they have jobs outside of fighting? Do Machamp’s four arms get in the way? These are the big questions, and Kairiky Gym has been giving us the answers we’ve so painfully needed.

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Last week we had a shocking revelation. We found out that what we all thought were little black undies that Machoke and Machamp weararen’t actually clothesat all, but simply markings on the skin. The belt’s real, though; that’s to contain theirultimate fighting poke-power,duh.

This week, we’ve been introduced to theGorky Moving Company, which operates in the Hoenn, Sinnoh, and Kalos regions. Ever wanted to learn more about the friendly Machoke helping you move in to your house at the start ofOmega RubyandAlpha Sapphire? What are their lives like? Are they happy? Do they enjoy their work?

Emio’s cover

Well too bad, here they are flexing with very little context instead. Enjoy.

The Unova Starters in Pokemon Go.

Sam Bridges wearing purple Ludens sunglasses in Death Stranding.

Like a Dragon: The Man Who Erased His Name

silent hill transmission

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Famicom Wars Famicom Friday

Naoe, Sorin, and Jinchiro looking serious