You’re getting stood up, as Sassy Chap Games has announced that they won’t be making the Valentine’s Day launch date forDate Everythingas they had planned. Instead,Date Everythingwill be coming to PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Switch, and PC on June 25.
This is actually the second time the game has been delayed, as it was originally supposed to arrive onOctober 24, 2024before getting moved to June 15, 2025. The Valentine’s Day launch would be very appropriate, but according to the release from Designer Ray Chase, “I was too confident that we could properly test ALL the wild amount of content that exists in this massive game, and unfortunately, we ran out of time on our current release date.” Fair enough.
Date Everythingis, of course, the dating sim that allows you to date everything. You wander a house and interact with anthropomorphized versions of, well, everything. From the couch to the icebox. More importantly, you can romance them, because no one understands your problems quite like your bed. I have to wonder if the genre pioneers who worked on games likeTokimeki Memorialthought that this is where things would end up.
The delay is unfortunate, but you don’t want bugs getting involved in your passions. Visual novels can get pretty messy, especially when they branch as much asDate Everythingpromises to. Even with a lot of planning, every variable you add to the mix has the chance of throwing a wrench into the mix. So, I guess what I’m saying is: I’m sorry your date stood you up, chum. I’m sorry everything stood you up.
Date Everythingisnow comingto PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Switch, and PC on June 25.
