Really, there’s only so much we can say about what’s going on at Kojima’s teaser page. I guess we’ll hear about it in another seven hours and change, right? Well, I’m putting my hat in for guessing what the newMetal Geartitle is.

That’s right. It’s going to be aMetal Gearweather simulator. You’ll get to play as Big Boss, crawling through the lush forests of Vietnam, as it goes from dawn ’till the blackest of nights. Through, rain, sleet, and snow, you’ll encounter incredibly lifelike foliage and water generation that will make you thirsty. And don’t worry, Snake won’t get hungry: so you don’t need to worry about hunting for food. All that processing power is going into the water effects, anyways.

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I’m totally right on the money, aren’t I?

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