We’ve beenseeing so muchaboutJust Cause 2‘s crazy ass stunts and wild explosions that I nearly forgot that it had a story.

Well, this video is a reminder, and it has something to do with a president and… oh sh*t, did you see that tank explode and that thing fall down!? That was sick! Oh, wait… where was I again? Oh yeah, the game’s story. I don’t know. It involves some dude with a gecko on his shoulder, I think. Also, Rico Rodriguez has ditched the mullet he was sporting in the first game, so I’m sure that’s part of the story arc, too.

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I guess what I’m getting at is that I don’t really care what the story is inJust Cause 2. If it can muster up enough narrative to justify why I would fly a jumbo jet or attach a statue to a moving car, then that’s fine with me. The game comes out next year for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC. I can’t wait.

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