Just in time for the Olympics

Surprised it’s been nearly a year since we got word Nintendo wouldpartner with Universal Studios on a theme parkin Japan.

The world’s first theme park based on Nintendo properties (I did win a Mario plush in a shady carnival game somewhere once…) will be contained within Universal Studios Japan and will, understandably, beSuper Mario-focused, according toSankei.

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Universal is dumping ¥40 billion into the Nintendo land, which will be ready ahead of Tokyo’s duties hosting the 2020 Olympics, though Universal Studios Japan is in Osaka, 300 miles southwest of Tokyo. That’s an hour on a plane or almost four on a train. Plan accordingly.

Actually, have you ever been the Olympics? Would you ever want to go to the Olympics? Who attends the Olympics? I don’t even watch it on TV, though I suppose I can appreciate the pageantry four seconds at a time in GIF highlights because we’re in the modern age. But I can’t imagine making a trip out of going to the Olympics. Then again I know someone who just spent a night in Arizona to watch a meaningless Spring Training baseball game, so who am I to tell rich people what to do with their money (give it to me, please).

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  1. Busy start of 2016 for Nintendo. See the picture below for details (from Sankei:https://t.co/NRejTXGL6Q) // endpic.twitter.com/EMHunhgYFa

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USJ、マリオに400億 任天堂との新アトラクションは正面ゲート左側に[Sankei]

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Naked Snake sneaking around in MGS Delta.

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Milla Jovovich portraying Alice in Resident Evil 2002, wearing a red dress and holding a gun in her hand.