People are already scalping the Nintendo Switch on eBay

It’s not even rare yet!

I don’t carewhat the Simpsons told you, depending on the kindness of strangers won’t get you anywhere. Now greed, on the other hand —that’san emotion we can all rely on! Some enterprisingjerks assholesmonsters have startedselling pre-orderson eBay for an inflated price, even though (at press time) pre-orders haven’t sold out yet.

The most expensive auction isthis one, at $600 god damn United States Dollars. You won’t even get it at launch! You’ll get it two to three days later! If that wasn’t bad enough, some of these listingshave actually sold. Two went for $600, one went for $500, and another went for $399. You can pre-order the Switch right now! Hereat Walmart, or hereat Best Buy! They’re still up! (Again, at press time)