Shadowrunis an upcoming multiplatform release for the Xbox 360 and Windows PCs that will allow online play bridging the two disparate platforms. We can all agree on that, right? Good. Now that that’s settled, I want to make a list of things thatShadowrunis not:

Shadowrunis notthat pretty girl who never called you back after one date even though you thought there was a really special connection there.

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Shadowrunis notliquid gold in the form of two beautiful twins willing to submit to your every fantasy.

Shadowrunis notthe second coming of a Christ-like figure who shoots rainbows from his eyes and buys you a puppy every time you have a bad day.

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Shadowrunis notthe ultimate usurper ofCounterstrike‘s claim to the “most-played online FPS of all time”.

Then again, according tothis articleon UGO, I’m apparently totally wrong. While I support the use of superlatives and (confusingly complex swears), the following statement from their preview only shows that it’s very possible to type coherently with one hand while giving handjobs to development teams with the other;

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Shadowrun is definitely looking to usurp the enduringly popular Counter-Strike, especially when you consider the fact that it will in fact be the first game to offer cross-platform PC and Xbox 360 play. And the way things look right now, it could possibly do just that.

We appreciate their use of non-committal terms like “possibly”, “looking to” and “the”, but comparing an unreleased title to a game that uses more bandwidth on a daily basis thanSkynetandBram Cohencombined, is tantamount to comparing oranges to other, really sexy oranges that shun the first oranges for having terrible skin and being bad at sports; it’s just not done.

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

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Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

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Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

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