Ah,Star Wars Arcade. No,notthatStar Wars Arcade game. Not thatone, either. I’m talking about the 1993Star Wars Arcadecreated by Sega. Except I’m not. I’m talking about the 1994 port for the Sega 32X.

Ah, the Sega 32X. I own more games for that growth of a console than anyone should. One of the easiest to find, and one that I’ve owned since I picked up the console, isStar Wars Arcade, which is an expanded home port of the, well, arcade version.

Star Wars Arcade Opening scene replication

One thing to know is that the 32X was nowhere near as powerful when it came to 3D as the Sega Model 1. However, one of the things I kept hearing aboutStar Wars Arcadewas that playing it out in the wild was very expensive. They may have been thinking ofStar Wars Trilogy Arcade, but regardless, any home port is usually better than no home port at all. And since the 32X port is theonlyport ofStar Wars Arcade, it could have been worse.

Save your quarters for laundry

The 32X is a fun piece of kit. At the time, Sega of America thought that rather than transition into the Sega Saturn like Japan was doing that year, they’d extend the lifespan of the Sega Genesis with an add-on that would end up being the 32X. It was a huge blunder that split developers and may have torpedoed the Saturn’s chances in North America. Sega of Japan also reportedly followed theadvice of Sega of Americabecause the Sega Genesis did so much better in North America than the Mega Drive did in Japan.

The 32X, despite being an obvious stopgap, isn’t a bad console. It has a really great port ofNBA Jam: Tournament Edition, and that counts for a lot. However, beyond that, there weren’t very many games that were released in it. But why would you? Developers in North America knew that the Sega Saturn was coming down the pipe, so why develop for something that was going to be obsolete in a year? As a result, there were close to 40 games released for the expansion system, which is sad for anyone who bought one.

Star Wars Arcade Death Star Surface

Like with most of my personal problems, I blame the parents. Making the Genesis more powerful sounds groovy to me, but it was mistimed and strategically mismanaged.

There were a few good games on the console, andStar Wars Arcadewas one of them. It’s not the best game on the console, and it’s not even that great, but if I had played this when I was a kid, I would have been over the moon.

Star Wars Arcade Super Star Destroyer Tunnel

That’s no moon…

Star Wars Arcadeputs you behind the joystick of an Incom T-65B X-Wing Starfighter, or if you’re playing with a friend, a Koensayr BTL-Series Y-Wing. It kind of follows the movies by sort of depicting the Battle of Endor (Death Star II), but also kind of, sort of mixes it with the Battle of Yavin (Vanilla Death Star). You start off fighting TIE Fighters. Then, once you’ve exploded enough of them, you move on.

The console version gives you the option for Arcade or 32X mode. Arcade gives you the four stages of the, er, arcade version, while 32X mode is significantly extended. Arcade mode is Tie Fighters, Super Star Destroyer, Death Star Surface, and Reactor Run. 32X is TIE Fighters, more TIE Fighters, more TIE Fighters, Death Star Surface, Trench Run, more TIE Fighters, Super Star Destroyer, more TIE Fighters, Death Star Surface, Reactor Run.

Star Wars Arcade X-Wing Butt

It’s a reasonable take on the space battles of the movies. The Death Star surface is particularly impressive, with turbolaser towers filling the skies with their beams. The level reminds me of the first stage inStar Wars: Rogue Squadron 2: Rogue Leader. Obviously, the scale and visuals are different, but the fact that it was pulled off reasonably well on the 32X is sort of impressive.

More TIE Fighters

What isn’t impressive is the combat. TIE Fighters kind of just appear on your tail, and your job is to get them in front of you. Rarely do you see them just wandering the area in little groups. They’re almost always just right behind you.

you may’t do a loop or even roll, so evading them is mostly just speeding up and slowing down, and it doesn’t really seem to matter which you choose to do. If you’ve got the pedal down, they’ll still sometimes pass you, and if you slam on the brakes, they seem to be able to do so just as quickly. For many of the early levels, my best strategy was to just fly in a straight line and continually vary my speed until someone got in front of me.

Star Wars Arcade TIE Fighter Butt

You have your lasers and your proton torpedoes. The torpedoes replenish over time, so whenever you hear the lock-on sound, you may as well just fire and forget.

The missions where you need to fly through weird spaceship tunnels are more interesting. It’s here where you mostly see the graphical difference between the arcade and 32X versions, but it’s honestly not that bad. While everything is flat-shaded and textureless, the level geometry feels pretty close. It’s more impressive than 1993’sStar Foxon SNES, but the framerate does drop quite heavily in some areas.

Star Wars Arcade Death Star Approach

Hook hand

But while it’s impressiveStar Wars Arcadehas some pretty hard-to-ignore deficiencies. The hit detection is questionable, for one thing. It’s very hard to see lasers or tell when a big ball of energy is going to hit you. TIE Fighters can also seemingly fly through walls, which makes the star hole segments feel kind of janky. It’s definitely playable, but when you may’t tell what is hitting you from where, it loses some of its effectiveness.

My biggest issue, however, is with the controls. Decelerate and Accelerate are A and B, respectively, while the C button is to fire your lasers. If you’re on a three-button controller, B and C together fires a proton torpedo, but that isn’t part of my issue. The problem is that accelerate and decelerate need to be held to maintain your speed, so if you want to fly slowly and fire your lasers at the same time – which you often do – you’re in for some finger gymnastics.

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The proper way to play might be to set the right side of the controller on your thigh and work the buttons using your fingers. However, I’d often just use my thumb for A and B and my index finger for C, hook hand style. It got painful, especially since the edge of the buttons began aggravating my thumb.

I’m not sure why X wasn’t used to fire lasers on a 6-button controller, since you could then use the end of your thumb to fire and the middle of it to maintain speed. Let the inferior 3-button people suffer.

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Don’t fail me again

Star Wars Arcadewas a launch title for the 32X, which was a good decision, even if it didn’t overcome the bad decisions around the console. It showed the add-on’s 3D capabilities, which were decent at the time but would quickly be superseded by the PS1 and Saturn when they arrived in North America the next year.

It’s one of the top-shelf games for the 32X but, as I’ve established, there isn’t a whole lot of competition. In fact, a similar 32X game,Shadow Squadron, might be even better, but my attention span has yet to hold out past the second level.

The boss room in Caldera, with a balloon in sight.

It’s also maybe worth noting thatStar Wars Arcadecame out the year afterStar FoxandStar Wars: X-Wing. Both of which are a lot more robust. But that alone just underlines the problems withStar Wars Arcade. It was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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