I sentence you to life on a Sony home console
They’ve been planning this for months now. They know the guards schedules. They managed to steal a cell door key. They beat up all the snitches.The Escapistsis finally making a mad dash for freedom.
CRASH!The Escapistsflees straight into the arms of a waiting police officer, waiting to move it to it’s new maximum security home. Yes,The Escapistsis being sentenced to life without parole on the PS4. Having previously served life sentences on Xbox One and Steam,The Escapistswill be transported to its new home some time in the near future.

I’m not certain howThe Escapistsis simultaneously serving life sentences on all three of these platforms, but it’s somehow managing it.








